Acme and the Underwood Noiseless


Ed Cordon is my hero. I took Zelda to Acme Business Machines yesterday after spending some time trying to make her at least somewhat presentable for company. I called before making the drive, wanting to give him a heads-up before sauntering in with such a typewriter, “Bring it on in,” he said, like he gets this all the time. Maybe he does. Twenty minutes later it was some trick getting her out of the backseat and up to the front door, where Ed was waiting with a big smile on his face.
I was half afraid he’d shake his head at the Underwood Noiseless, tell me he was sorry, send me back home. I don’t know why, because once he had that typewriter on the table he poked and prodded and plunked and such, declaring quickly that Zelda was absolutely repairable.
Then he turned her up to look underneath. Oh dear. The cobwebby nastiness of seventy neglectful years was under there and though I thought about turning her over during the hasty clean up, I never did. Obviously, twenty-two years of vigilant parenting has made me feel responsible for such things and I need to get over it.
Mr. Cordon didn’t seem to care one bit. He did say it would take a little time to get old Zelda up to snuff.
He talked a bit about the typewriter repairs and sales he’s had lately, and I want to thank every single one of you who’ve somehow made your way to North Little Rock to give this man your business. He’s not sure how much longer he can keep the store going, he said, because business is generally thin. He only looked frustrated for a minute or two, though, before he went back to testing and fiddling with my old Underwood. Clearly, he loves the work.
Ed doesn’t have a website or email address, so I’m going to give you the info here again. Give him a call, stop by, write him a letter on one of your old typers. Let him know you’re out there and when you can, bring him a little something to work his magic on.
Acme Business Machines, Inc.
Ed Cordon
5308 MacArthur Drive, Suite A
North Little Rock, AR 72118
(501) 753-7375

3 thoughts on “Acme and the Underwood Noiseless

  1. So glad Zelda has a second chance. And thanks for telling us all about Acme, my visit there last week was great fun and I love my Hermes Rocket! Its so nice to spend your money at a business like that, you know?

  2. There are a few other places around here to get a typewriter cleaned, but Acme is my absolute go-to. I still can\’t believe he didn\’t blink when I brought that Noiseless in. I\’m so glad you had a chance to go by his little shop.I\’ve heard rumors about a man much like Ed who runs a little shop in Hot Springs, and I plan to swing by there this summer for a look-see.

  3. God bless you for your work in saving not just beautiful old machines, but the diminishing number of folks who still know how to fix them. (tipping my hat you-ward)

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