Newer than an Eight-Track

No Telling
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I had an English professor in college who was famous for his shabby ride. It was some flavor of mid-60s rusty Chevrolet, clearly blue and white at some point, but its beauty was long faded. We all thought it added to his understated poet-coolness and figured he drove the nasty thing simply for effect.

I know now that we were wrong.

Listened to this ditty on NPR about the death of the CD and I had a little moment. So the CD is out? What? As I reached over to turn up the volume it hit me.

I still drive a car outfitted with a swanky cassette tape player. The ’02 Avalon has 47,000 miles (and change), so it looks like I’ll be listening to cassettes a little bit longer. The old girl should be able to log upward from 150,000 miles before she cries uncle. I’m not buying a new ride over archaic music technology.

In fact, I’m not buying much music at all if they keep up this bait-and-switch business. I still know how to load up reel-to-reel and I can spin one record while seamlessly queuing up the next. Neither of these skills come in handy while using an iPod, but I don’t have one so it doesn’t matter. And yes, I know how curmudgeony that sounds.

It’s all clear to me now. I’m fast becoming Professor Chevrolet. I won’t even hazard a guess how this has happened, because I’m all too familiar with suddenly looking up and finding myself in another decade. The important thing is now I understand this man’s motivation.

It’s not about cool, it’s about paid-for. As long as the radio works, I’m golden.

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7 thoughts on “Newer than an Eight-Track

  1. Unknown's avatar

    My Chevy pickup has a cassette player and I use it on a regular basis. I'm in the same boat…family cars are paid for and I'm happy to drive them now until they can't be driven anymore!

  2. Unknown's avatar

    My '01 Miata has a cassette player, too. Yeah, and 2-seater convertibles are another thing of the past, obsoleted by the advent of minivans and crossovers. There's always something newer and bigger and more shiny. My ride, and the music I listen to, is paid for. Anyone want to try and chisel the grin off my face?

  3. Unknown's avatar

    Thank you both! Deek, for having an unapologetic pick-up, and Coalhopper with the stunning '01 Miata. I've got Etta James and Big Mama Thornton on cassette and on the ready in the Avalon.

    A free-and-clear ride means we WIN.

  4. Unknown's avatar

    Right there with you, my 01 Grand Prix is paid for and still has a cassette deck. I'm just going to keep patching her up as long as she'll run.

  5. Unknown's avatar

    I fully understand! It's frightening how fast technology is changing the music industry. And who can keep up but the super rich? Heck, it just seems like yesterday that I gave my 8 track tapes to charity! Ha ha! Not to have a car payment nowadays is a GREAT thing. We just traded in our big 1 1/2 ton truck. I told my husband that we were not going to have car payments. So we ended up with a 2008 Saturn. And you know what? I love the car. It DOES have a CD player, but by the time we buy another car, I'm sure something new will have been invented and CD's will be a thing of the past.

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